Followers of the Sample Platter's blog know we don't take kindly to misplaced references to food. And recently Tom Cruise made us hate him even more...than we normally would. In his leaked Scientology recruiting video (which has been spoofed about 1000 times in a week), Tom keeps referring to some Scientology technique known as KFC. I personally think the Colonel should take legal action against this blatant stealing of a trademarked abbreviation.
When I hear about KFC my my stomach craves biscuits that leak butter as much as the press leaks Britney Spears' whereabouts. I also become very self-confident, very quickly because I realize I eat KFC more than I take vitamins. But I stand proud by this American tradition and will not let Tom Cruise and L Ron Hubbard steal this treasured brand....And I will not enter a Whole Foods either.
